Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Introduce Yourself Around


My name is Deputy R.J. Holtz- Bear of Justice. The R stands for 'Radar'. My official title is 'Teddybear of Law and Justice'. My official duty is 'to serve and protect in a plush and fuzzy capacity'. I also moonlight as a personal trainer. My rockin' tattoo does say 'American Police Hero' but while I assure you, I am a distinguished plushie of law enforcement- I am not, in fact, a Police Bear. I'm a Deputy Sheriff Bear.

                                                            "I can break these cuffs!"

I live in the Midwest, for fun I like to watch COPS and eat donuts... kidding. I'm can usually be found exploring and helping my housemate (no offense, but they're the donut eater) get in shape for the Police Academy. ...The real one- not the 1980's comedy movie starring Steve Guttenberg and Michael Winslow. Fun Fact: Once I was unofficially voted the 'Most Interesting 8-Inch Tall Plush Bear In The World. How about you?